Poor Jessica Simpson. She seems to have a pattern now. She gets up on some small stage in some small town and if she doesn't flub up somehow, the few reporters in attendance manage to focus on her weight and shoot unflattering photos. This latest blooper Jessie did all by herself. She ended her run on Rascal Flatts' "Bob That Head Tour," decked out in short Daisy Dukes and a plaid shirt, and flubbed the lines on two--count them two!--songs so much that she had to stop and start over.
Us magazine reports the problems began with the opening lines of "Remember That," which apparently she couldn't remember. "Oops! I said whiskey too early! I messed up!" Jessica told the audience. "I'm so embarrassed! But I'm starting over again because I really want you guys to hear the lyrics the right way."
It didn't end there. She started singing "Still Don't Stop Me," (people probably wish they had) and butchered the opening lines. "I messed up again. I do this all the time!" The crowd forgave her. Us magazine says they applauded and cheered so much that Jess said, "I just felt like I was on 'American Idol'!"
