By Devon McCollum
We've all been there before: You are totally into each other, passionately making out and then the mood is lost. Perhaps you have not even gotten to the point of being physical with the person. You're talking over dinner, drowning out the outside noises, absorbed in the moment...and you can't wait to get the other person home. Whatever the situation, the consequences are sure to be less than desirable.
The phone rings. The distraction of the telephone ringing, especially a cell phone (you're convinced the person on the other end is a worried spouse), can kill a mood. The true nail in the coffin is if the other end of your passionate daydream actually answers it.
A partner begins a discussion. "Am I fat?" "Where are we going with this?" It is inevitable that we will break a kiss and hear someone say something similar to this. During a kiss, many thoughts come to mind...how good it feels, what a great person the guy or woman is on the other end, and whether or not it will rain tomorrow. The key is to distinguish whether or not to vocalize your thoughts.
The scene becomes uncomfortable. The tables can quickly turn if one partner begins to feel uncomfortable or unsafe. Pushy lovers can ruin the mood, as can a bed with crumbs or an annoying dog panting in the background. Choose your surroundings carefully, have some pride - clean your house, and be cool.
You use the wrong name. It's so cliché, isn't it? You're getting really hot and heavy and all of a sudden, someone calls out the wrong name. Do people really do this, you ask? Sadly, yes they do. Don't be one of them unless you want to become a member of the pathetic local singles club.
Lapses in judgment when it comes to personal hygiene. Don't laugh. It will stop the action dead in its tracks. You've got to shower. Period. End of discussion. Antibacterial wipes just don't leave you as fresh as a quick shower. Unless you want to be remembered as Raunchy Rachael or Stinky Steve, bathe. Memories fade, but the torture of being with an odoriferous partner will last forever.
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